Hammer Time

Well, well, well.

You could hardly expect DC United to stand pat on the transfer front after the abomination of the season they just suffered through. But the roster surgery looks to be even more extensive than one might originally have expected. In the wake of the deal that sent Perkins to Portland, Goff is reporting that Simms and Pontius may be on the trading block as well. With this much roster flux, it’s hard not to think back to the disastrous results the last time the FO made such drastic changes: the Great Sudamericano Invasion of 2008.


But that strategy was founded on bringing in a cadre of foreign veterans. The current tactic seems to be all about the youth movement. The obvious upshot of trading Perkins for Cronin plus cash is clearing cap space and padding the allocation piggy bank. But reading between the lines it reads as, “the future is now for Bill Hamid.” I think the club expects Hamid to be the starter or to rotate minutes with another keeper at the very least. Perkins simply makes too much to be part of either scenario. Cronin will push Hamid and may even claim the starting spot in patches, but I think Hamid has the edge in that race (I thought Cronin was decent in his loan spell with us, but not terrific), whereas I’d have given a settled, confident Perkins the edge going into 2011.

So what about those Simms rumors? He’s had injury troubles of late, but has always been a consistent performer in the middle of the park and is always on the leader board in minutes played. I’ve never been a huge advocate for Simms, consistently identifying his spot as one that could be upgraded with a more aggressive tackler and/or more forward-thinking passer with huge dividends for either defense or attack (or both if such a player were more common in MLS). Surely the club doesn’t expect Morsink to be a replacement, much less an upgrade.

There might be an argument that Olsen envisages McCarty in such a role, but I think that puts the shackles on the box-to-box-capable McCarty contributing to the attack, particularly if he’s covering for Boskovic as the other central midfielder. So who does that leave? I wonder how much trust is being placed in young Conor Shanosky to pick up significant minutes. Given the play of Hamid and, more impressively, Najar in their first seasons out of the academy, you wonder if a similar contribution has become the expectation rather than just a hope. Likewise for the signing of Ethan White, another academy product.

Does somebody in the FO have delusions of a grand Arsenal-ization scheme?



(Delusions? Kevin Payne? Really?) Visions of local academy boys, schooled in the tradition and “style” of DC United, forming the backbone of the club for years to come? (Connected to tradition? Keeping it local? It’s like KP’s at the whiteboard, frothing at the mouth as he underlines his buzz words while a chastised Kasper sits weeping amidst a pile of printed-out USL rosters and VHS tapes with obscure foreign names scrawled on masking-tape labels.)

Color me hopeful but skeptical. As attractive as I would find a move towards creating an efficient pipeline from academy to senior squad with club-raised talent forming a consistent, solid core of the team (it’s what I always aspire to in long-term CM/FM games), Arsenal doesn’t seem the right analogy here. We wouldn’t be robbing foreign cradles and consistently giving youth its head, we’d be relying on the already-stocked local pools. In that respect, the more obvious capital connection would be another United: West Ham, with their prolific academy and historical commitment to playing attractive soccer.

And dear god if that isn’t an analogy to strike fear in the hearts of United fans. Rock bottom of the top flight, stadium plans up in the air. All we’re missing is Chang’s search for ownership help ending with a couple of porn barons signing on.

That and selling off our best academy-raised talent to bring in a mixed bag of bargain and expensive foreign talent that never seems to click together properly.

Oh, hello there, Square One. Nice to be back in the old digs.

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As a final thought here…Remember when we were lauding the Pontius/Wallace/Kocic/Barklage draft as the FO finally, finally paying attention to the draft and college ranks as a viable method of building the team? With Kocic long gone, Barklage moving that way, Wallace traded away, Pontius supposedly on the block, and trading away last year's first round pick, it seems such a long time ago. Still, this latest trend is a consistent move in that direction, albeit more oriented to academy than college, an obvious adaptation in light of MLS's new home grown player rules. Given the local youth talent to be exploited and that we're never going to be the biggest, marquee market destination in MLS, I think the FO's taking the right approach. But can they execute?

Rico Back in the Picture?

Just watched Ricardo Clark go the full 90 for Frankfurt in their 1-0 win over Bundesliga wrecking ball Borussia Dortmund. Considering how long it's been since he played any significant minutes, he didn't look half bad playing as a dedicated d-mid holding in front of a back four. In fact, he had his team's two best attempts on goal in the first half, a diving header from a corner that went just wide of the post and a blast from distance that also went wide.

But the biggest thing I noticed was how restrained his tackling was. I wonder if that's what's taken him so long to break into the first team at Frankfurt: being disciplined in his tackling? Given the number of cards he's picked up for the USMNT as a result of rash tackles, that might be a positive change to his game. Also, with Jermaine Jones in reserve-team exile at Schalke, I wonder if Clark's featuring regularly with Frankfurt puts him back into the frame for a regular role alongside Bradley in the center of midfield.

There will be those that moan at this, but I've always liked Clark as a player; he was always just too reckless. If he's had that drummed out of him...?

Creepy


Hey, Pepe Reina. What's with the glove? Michael Jackson fan or Bond villain wannabe? Paul Konchesky's turn as the bald, impish, schoolboy sidekick takes things into new realms of creepy either way...

Where Wolff?

Awful pun, I know. But hear me out a moment.

United’s latest horse in the stable is 33 year old (he’ll be 34 before we kick a ball in anger again) forward Josh Wolff. Much of my reaction to this signing is predicated on three unknowns:

  1. Did we talk to Conrad and Angel and find their demands unrealistic?
  2. Just how low did we negotiate Wolff’s once-substantial cap hit?
  3. Do we have designs on acquiring a finisher?

Note that none of these have anything to do with Wolff as a player, because I’m making the (perhaps misguided) assumption that he’s been acquired in much the same vein as Ngwenya: forward depth that brings variety and dynamism to a predictable and toothless attack. Where Ngwenya provides athleticism and unpredictability on the ball, Wolff brings veteran presence, scrappy determination, and relatively intelligent running off the ball to the table. If that’s what he’s been brought in for, then fine. If, however, he’s being looked at for a consistent starting role, I’m less impressed.

And confused.

Wolff has never been what you would label a “prolific” scorer, and when he was at his best, he relied on quickness to do the business in front of net. That extra step has faded, and at 33 it’s not coming back. He’s not the deadly finisher that we so sorely lacked given the chances we spurned last year. And he’s not the type of forward you can play alone up top (hence his lack of PT in KC’s 4-5-1/4-3-3 formation last year).

Why is that important?

Well, let’s look for a moment at the midfield. You’ve got to figure that Simms and McCarty start in the middle. You don’t leave your DP on the bench, so throw Boskovic on as well, either operating ahead of the holding pair or wide left. Najar is the best thing going about United these days, so you’d be hard pressed to leave him out of the equation. That’s four. So where does Quaranta fit in? Does he play up top again? Does Najar? Is Benny pining for the days of 3-5-2? Because it looks an awful lot like Najar and Q (with Ngwenya, Junior, and maybe Pontius and Hernandez in reserve) on the flanks of a middle triangle of Boskovic, Simms, and McCarty (with Shanosky and King in reserve) would be ideal. And if you go with that five in midfield and a back four, that leaves you one up top.

Wolff’s not a one. Pontius? Cristman? Maybe. But not Wolff.

Okay, okay. Ignoring how wonderful it would be to look down the bench and find quality, I know there’s an immediate solution XI here that even fits most of the tools at our disposal. We can play two up top with some combination of Pontius, Hernandez, Quaranta, Wolff, Ngwenya, and maybe Cristman. Tuck Boskovic in on the left. Simms and McCarty hold. Najar plays high on the right. An overlapping wingback provides width on the left, offering Boskovic plenty of options in possession.

The problem?

We traded away our attacking left wingback (Wallace) and seem to be suffering from the terrible delusion that Burch is one of the best left backs in the league. Whatever his other qualities, he certainly doesn’t have the speed and engine to operate as an overlapping wingback.

Which puts us back to square one: where Wolff? Not just positionally on the chalkboard, but in the larger scheme of the club as well.

If he’s depth, variety, and cheap to boot, if Angel and Conrad wanted the moon, and if we’re not done signing forwards, I’m happy with the move. If not? What if there’s a sinister motive behind this mysterious morphing of the PR message that United’s traditional “style” is less technical, possession-based attacking play than gritty, blood-on-the-shirt, aggressive stuff (if you’ve been reading the quote-sheets, you’ll have noticed this trend too)?

Or, phrased another way…Would I be happy with the playoffs delivered by a gore-stained iron fist of a team?

Scraping the Bargain Bin

Stage 1 of the MLS Re-entry Draft came and went, not with a bang, but the most pathetic of whimpers. Two players got picked up, pretty much confirming the consensus that Stage 1 was about finding bargains, not landing big money fish. That high-priced, aging talent like Angel, Conrad, and Cunningham is going to be moving when we hit Stage 2 and salary figures can be negotiated down.

United was one of the two teams that registered any activity, snapping up journeyman midfielder/forward Joseph Ngwenya. I did have the foresight to toss Ngwenya on my draft(s) shortlist at #4, even if I did think he'd be a bit of a stretch. I still think we might take a stab at those higher up on the list when we get a chance to bring those cap hits under $200k, but I wonder about the #1 on my shortlist. I thought Cory Gibbs was the right mix of veteran savvy, position of need, and low(ish) cap figure, iced with his being 3-4 years younger than my other top targets. Frankly, I think he'd be a far bigger contributor than Ngwenya is going to be, and I'd even advance the notion that he has more left to contribute, and over more years, than Conrad.

Speaking of the new man, let's take a look at Joe, shall we? Sure, I suppose he's athletic and worries defenses with his speed and movement. That's certainly something we lack. But he only made 12 appearances for a Houston side that struggled mightily and missed the playoffs by a wide, 13 point margin last year. He scored one goal in that campaign. In fact, since a 7-goal season for Houston in 2007, he's scored a grand total of two professional goals in three years. Two. Hasn't been playing many games, that's true, but...two goals?

He'll also be thirty in March. Thirty is a much bigger deal to forwards than defenders, particularly when you're comparing quick forwards and central defenders.

But you can't beat the price, right? And therein lies the worry. Chang is shopping for investors. Part of the reason for Olsen's hiring might be (speculation alert, but there you go) not having cash to splash on a higher-priced candidate since we're still paying off Onalfo. The stadium situation is a financial albatross. Are we going to end up with a bargain-bin roster stuffed with the likes of Ngwenya?

Let me clarify that I think Ngwenya can be a decent contributor in spurts. He provides a change of pace we didn't posses last year, and that, combined with his low salary, was enough for me to put him on my own shortlist. What worries me more is that we didn't make a move for Gibbs. Maybe it's all part of the master plan. Maybe we have our veteran center back candidate already in the bag. Maybe Ngwenya is just what I'm hoping he is: a squad player to compliment the mysterious lethal finisher we'll be partnering with a healthy Pontius. But that would be ignoring the slow-motion train wreck we've been suffering through for the last three years. 

I'll be watching the second stage and our further moves in the off-season transfer waters with interest, if not hope.

Product Review | Coaching Kitbag

The snow flurries are flying, and it's going to be another eight months or so before the whole clan starts trotting out to the township park for youth soccer again, but my friends over at SoccerPro.com have already helped to give me a head start on my coaching preparations for 2011.


All In One Place

The centerpiece of my new coaching kitbag is the bag itself. Sure I still have one or two of those oversized duffels floating around somewhere from my own youth soccer days, but the Nike Team Nutmeg Backpack more adequately meets the needs of the youth soccer coach (or parent) with a special mesh ball pouch, long side pouches for water and/or a ball pump, and an inner pocket for stashing those cell phones, keys, and wallets that aren't soccer-short compatible.

Both the bag itself and the straps feel solid (if a bit plasticky), though I'll be interested to see how the stitching attaching said straps to the bag holds up to a couple seasons' worth of abuse. I've yet to stock the bag more full than a test load consisting of a pump, a water bottle, a notebook, and a ball, but it does seem to have some decent padding between back and pack that should add to the comfort of wearing it, even with a poorly distributed load.

So, new bag = no more juggling the gear between car and field, but what about when we actually hit that field?


Looking (And Sounding) Smart

Last year, I had to resort to leaving my wallet and phone in the car and chancing the flinging of my keys next to the goal in hopes that no little scoundrels decided to make off with them or that I forgot them when called off to be a fill-in ref on another field. In the end, I usually compromised by wearing shorts with pockets, but that still left me jangling. With the addition of the bag to my arsenal, I can go back to more appropriate attire.

Enter the Nike Classic Men's Short, which, in addition to using the Dri-Fit, moisture-wicking fabric I've written highly of before, also has the added bonus of semi-replicating the classic DC United shorts with horizontal stripes on the bottom. Shorts are shorts, and the weather means I haven't had a chance to try them in any real action yet, but they fit comfortably, and my previous experience with Dri-Fit gear has been nothing but positive.


I mentioned before that I started getting drafted in to ref a bit last year as well as doing my assistant coaching gig. On more than one occasion while trying to rein in a pack of 6 and 7 year old girls, I wished I had my own whistle, and I particularly wished I had one when borrowing a whistle to ref while a nasty cold epidemic was scything through kid and adult ranks alike. Sadly, I never got around to buying one. But SoccerPro delivered the KwikGoal Whistle Lanyard Package, so my oft-aching throat and oft-besieged respiratory system deliver their thanks in return. The whistle doesn't seem particularly distinguished in any sense (it's a typical plastic job), but it's certainly loud and shrill enough, as my daughter was only too happy to demonstrate, to her delight, and her parents' forbearance, while charging around the living room.

Such are, I suppose, the trials of the youth soccer dad.

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Product(s) for this review were provided to FBF by SoccerPro.com.

Evaluating Stage One

So the list is out for the first stage of the reentry draft. (via Goff)

Marcelo Saragosa, Chivas USA
Alex Zotinca, Chivas USA
Claudio Lopez, Colorado Rapids
Ciaran O'Brien, Colorado Rapids
Peter Vagenas, Colorado Rapids
Frankie Hejduk, Columbus Crew
Duncan Oughton, Columbus Crew
Gino Padula, Columbus Crew
Guillermo Barros Schelotto, Columbus Crew
Jaime Moreno, D.C. United
Jeff Cunningham, FC Dallas
Dario Sala, FC Dallas
Ryan Cochrane, Houston Dynamo
Richard Mulrooney, Houston Dynamo
Joseph Ngwenya, Houston Dynamo
Pat Onstad, Houston Dynamo
Adrian Serioux, Houston Dynamo
Jovan Kirovski, Los Angeles Galaxy
Dema Kovalenko, Los Angeles Galaxy
Chris Sharpe, MLS pool goalkeeper
Preston Burpo, New England Revolution
Nico Colaluca, New England Revolution
Cory Gibbs, New England Revolution
Khano Smith, New England Revolution
Juan Pablo Angel, New York Red Bulls
Luke Sassano, New York Red Bulls
Carey Talley, New York Red Bulls
Fred, Philadelphia Union
Chris Seitz, Philadelphia Union
Khari Stephenson, San Jose Earthquakes
Tyrone Marshall, Seattle Sounders
Jimmy Conrad, Sporting Kansas City
Aaron Hohlbein, Sporting Kansas City
Josh Wolff, Sporting Kansas City
Nick Garcia, Toronto FC

Anything look interesting to you? Allow me to produce a shortlist of ten who might help DC United and add in their 2010 base salary (from the MLS Players Union) and age for the sake of further whittling of the list shall we?

Frankie Hejduk ($120k, 36)
Guillermo Barros Schelotto ($140k, 37)
Jeff Cunningham ($220k, 34)
Ryan Cochrane ($100k, 27)
Joseph Ngwenya ($72k, 29)
Cory Gibbs ($121k, 30)
Juan Pablo Angel($1.62M, 35)
Tyrone Marshall ($165k, 36)
Jimmy Conrad ($233k, 33)
Josh Wolff ($220k, 33)

I'm heavy on the forwards and defenders here because I think our midfield is reasonable, particularly with McCarty on board. I considered Fred and Khari Stephenson, but ultimately decided that we needed to focus primarily on the front and back lines in the absence of any "can't miss" candidates. Some might claim Schelotto as a midfielder, but I'm going to class him as withdrawn forward.

From that list, I see a lot of guys in their mid 30's that are slowing or proving injury-prone. Anybody we can jettison from the capsule right off the bat? I'm thinking that Angel's big salary puts him out of the running altogether, even if his decidedly average performances down the stretch for Red Bull didn't. With Chang shopping for investment help and Benny's appointment probably at least partially due to financial concerns, I don't think we break the bank on a 35 year-old striker who's probably sidling past "past his best" territory.

I'd also jettison Schelotto and Tyrone Marshall. Schelotto may be a quality player and the price is right, but I just can't see us fitting both him and Boskovic into the same team, particularly given that we're likely to see Boskovic either playing atop McCarty-Simms (in the Schelotto spot) or pushed wide on the left (Schelotto needs energetic runners on both sides of him). Marshall's cap figure is also decent for a veteran center back, but he was a pretty spent force this year and, at 36, I'm afraid we'd be watching Pena 2.0 as he shuffled off into the sunset.

My final cuts to knock the shortlist down to a top five are Wolff and Cochrane. I just didn't see enough out of Wolff this year to justify that salary. He's not exactly a deadly finisher, and without the speed of his younger years, I just don't find him an attractive prospect. As for Cochrane: the price is right, and he's the youngest guy on our list. But while he does have solid MLS experience, I don't see that he brings the leadership and organization skills that we're lacking in central defense.

To wrap up, let's rank the five remaining candidates on my shortlist...

1.  Cory Gibbs ($121k, 30)

There are no perfect candidates here, let's just get that out of the way, shall we? Gibbs' sketchy injury history is a strike against him, and I wouldn't rank him too highly as an organizer either, but he's a smart veteran with a few good years left in the tank, and isn't on a huge salary. He can also slot in on our painfully thin left flank in a pinch.

2.  Jimmy Conrad ($233k, 33)

I go back and forth on this one and even debated making him my #1 candidate. Conrad is without question the best defensive organizer available on the list, a leader both on the field and off, and bangs in his fair share from set pieces. On the other hand, I can't shake those images of him struggling to keep up last year for KC. Combine those images with that big salary (nearly double that of Gibbs) and I think you can see why he slid down to #2.

3.  Jeff Cunningham ($220k, 34)

Yeah, he's 34. Yeah, that's a big cap hit. Yeah, there's that "locker room cancer" thing. But he's still relatively quick, has always finished, wherever he's gone (save maybe TFC...but come on! TFC?), is only a year removed from winning the Golden Boot, and doesn't have a history of injuries. For a team in need of reliable finishing and pace up top, you could do worse. Still, there's a reason he moves around a lot...

4.  Joseph Ngwenya ($72k, 29)

No, he's never been a prolific or deadly finisher. Yes, he spent almost a year without a club before the Dynamo picked him off the scrap heap. Yes, he's pushing 30. But he has the ability to stretch defenses and doesn't cost much. He'd be a rotation player at best, likely coming on mostly as a sub, but we could use the variety in attack. Still, I'd see this as a stretch pickup.

5. Frankie Hejduk ($120k, 36)

If you've been reading FBF for long, you know how hard it was to let Frankie on this list. Suffice it to say, I've never been a fan. But with the FO showing any semblance of fullback depth the door last week, we need to start shopping for replacements. Of course, Hejduk looked downright awful at times last year, so I'd be really, really hesitant to pull this particular trigger. That said, he's a veteran leader and a solid presence in the locker room. Not sure that makes him worth picking up though.

And let me close on a final note to MLS...The wording of this whole "reentry" thing. Couldn't you have gone with rounds or phases? Pairing Stage 1 and Stage 2 with Reentry pushes all kinds of "wrong, wrong, WRONG!" buttons in the minds of some of use who may or may not have had adolescent fascinations with the space program.

Sigh.

Thoughts?