We're in the home stretch now, folks!
The Bog is back on the United beat with an
update on the inkiness of United's new blood. While Benny is zinging the one-liners as usual (
"IM'ing, texting, tattoos, that's so '90s," Ben Olsen said, while glancing at Quaranta. "We have to start evolving as a species"), and Namoff prefers the dry humor (
"I just can't find something that I would like 30 years from now. Maybe just 'Namoff' on the back, in case I forget my name"), it's our new DP, Marcelo Gallardo, that takes the cake this round describing the existential regret of the tats of youth . . .
"The dragon ate me inside. In my inside, the dragon put me on fire. When I was a little younger, I was a little crazy."
Man, who hasn't been there? You and me both, hermano! ;-)
"It's like the NBA in 1995," he [Ben] told Quaranta. "Tattoos are so '95 NBA. Tattoos are done."
ReplyDelete"He's jealous," Quaranta said. "He's got no room for tattoos because of the hair."
I officially want Quaranta on the team.