Before I get to the [delayed] reaction post, I wonder if I might present a conspiracy theory. Mind, I'm doing this on the evidence of Thursday night's McBribe...oops!...Fire win, and last night's officiating horror in the United match. I haven't yet watched the rest of the highlights to see if there was any more meddling going on, but picture this scene on say, Tuesday evening...
Deep in the rat-infested bowels of MLS HQ, Garber and his shadowy minions grumble as they pass around ink-stained sheets. It seems that notice of the plague of draws infecting MLS has spread from the wild-eyed provocateurs of the blogosphere to the ranks of the mainstream media. Garber's eyes narrow, and he crooks his finger, whispering to a hooded henchman his sinister wishes.
Cackling, this ragged crony ascends to the cobwebbed belfry of MLS HQ and straps a short message to the leg of a hunched and hideous messenger-crow. With a terrible croak, the giant bird beats its way aloft. Supporters' groups the land over shiver as its evil shadow passes across their assembled soccer specific stadia and echoing gridiron palaces, until at last it alights on the roof of the Tower of the Damned, home of US Soccer's nefarious cabal of Whistlemen.
Brian Hall strides forth, bald pate flashing in the pale sun, and pulls the message from the crow's proffered leg. He scans its contents, then glares at the ebon-feathered beast. Lifting his whistle, he blows a shrill blast, shows the crow a yellow card and storms back towards the tower. The crow unleashes a torrent of croaking abuse, and Hall turns. Chest puffed out in righteous fury, he rushes back towards the bird, fumbles in his pocket, and finally pulls forth first another yellow, then a red, dismissing it for dissent.
Then he spins on his heel and marches back to the tower, the message from MLS HQ dropping to the floor in his haste to stuff the cards back in the pocket of his shorts. It swirls in the gusting winds atop the tower until the crow pins it with a twisted claw. Cocking its feathered head, it fixes a glossy black orb upon the slashing chicken-scratch of Garber's hooded minion.
"Isn't there anything you can do about all these draws?"
There were 2 PKs in the NY/Col match too, one of which was a pretty soft call. If the point though was trying to get officials to call more penalties, then why not call a PK against the Revs when Wallace was sandwiched and taken down in the box?
ReplyDeleteI said in my review that I don't think it's a conspiracy, I just think MLS Refs suck in general.
The flaw in calling a penalty when Wallace got mugged is that it would more than likely tie the game again. The call to break the tie had already served it's purpose.
ReplyDeleteDing, ding, ding!
ReplyDeletePoints to jaywag86. The point isn't PK's, it's the hurriedly tossed sandbags of wins and losses to hold back the flood of draws. What's the matter Shatz, 9 AM too early for the brain cells to get going yet ;-)?
Ha, that must be it. Clearly I need to learn to suspend disbelief and check my reality at the door when discussing MLS officiating.
ReplyDeleteSomething is wrong with me, because I find this theory weirdly compelling...
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