ROFL Cause It Hurts Too Much to Cry

Lest you think the delusion parade has been cancelled by the FO, I bring you...

Mister Dave Kasper!

We know we are 0-4; we're not an 0-4 team. 

Um...yes. Yes you are. You've assembled a toothless attack, can't keep the team healthy, and assigned a semi-competent manager who can't organize a defense to steer the ship. When your only two goals have come via gifts from the expansion team, you haven't let in less than two in any game (including three against the aforementioned expansion team that doesn't seem to boast much of an attack), and you have not a point on the season, I think the evidence is fairly obvious.

We will look to strengthen the side, but at the same time, we believe in the players who are here.

So...which is it? And if it really is the latter, I have to say: (1) not surprised given your track record and (2) are you freakin' blind? There are bigger holes in this roster than injury alone can account for.

The next transfer window is in July; that's the first time to go out and get international players, so we have players that we have had our eyes on, continue to track and something that we will spend a lot of time with in the next several months.

Pardon my skepticism, but your acquisitions haven't exactly been blowing the doors off of late. I eagerly anticipate our new 38 year-old playmaker from the depths of the Scottish third division. I'm sure he'll light things up for 30 minutes until the Bum Hammy Hammer gets him. Speaking of which...

We have had a history of hamstrings.

Ya think? You ever consider...you know...maybe that signals that something might be wrong with the fitness staff?

I think Curt has done a good job. He has been hamstrung with missing big pieces

First of all...pass me some of what you're smoking, must be some quality stuff. And second...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! "Hamstrung"? Oh, that's rich. Irony, thy name is Kasper. Oh, and third, injury alone doesn't explain the "big pieces" Onalfo is missing. Not that it would matter, in my opinion, but you didn't exactly give him a full deck to work with.

And how about the man with the plan himself? Problems with mood and morale?

No. It's not even a concern.

Dude, I know I'm not in the locker room with the guys like you are, but give me a freakin' break! Did you see the looks on your guys' faces as Chicago rolled them over last time out? Which step is "denial" again?

You guys in the press are going to make it out to be the absolute worst and it's only going to have to make us be stronger. I will confront whatever gets thrown our way and we will find a way to get better.

Um...it's not just the press, Curt. Good luck with finding your "way" (you're going to need it).