Watching the highlights of Red Bulls - Dynamo (how the Metrodonkeys made that Cooper fluke stand as a winner is quite beyond me), and Messing, commenting on a good try from Adam Moffat from distance says, "He's the last player you'd expect to be shooting from there" or some such nonsense. Does he even watch this league? I present Adam Moffat's two goals for Houston. Note: they are his only goals for Houston.
(skip to 1:05 for the goal on this next one...and a predictably lame call on a stunning hit)
Last guy you'd expect, huh? Sigh.