"Nobody in Europe likes England. England invented the sport but has never made any impact on world football."
- Jack Warner (CONCACAF Kingpin and all around general creep)
While we here in the swampy backwaters of the land of CONCACAF have long been aware of the evil that is Jack Warner, he's no longer content to keep it in his own backyard. Now he's going after England, claiming they'll get the 2018 World Cup over his dead body (oh, to see the day - angels will sing and the heavens will part and we'll all frolic in fields of wildflower and clover). It's just too bad that the rest of FIFA HQ is as dirty as Captain Jack, otherwise they might have shaken off the stink of him long before now.