Our horse is spooked, half-lame, and Soehn's facing the wrong way . . . without the reins . . . in his underwear . . . with a ukulele. Who the hell am I kidding? Horse? More of a donkey if you ask me. A donkey wearing a tiara. That's the best we can manage against a demoralized, MASH-unit Chivas? Good night, Tommy-boy. If he doesn't go, we're not making the playoffs. Might as well send half the team packing as well because I don't see enough pride and fight in this current crop of absolute dross. If I can manage an official Reaction piece to that steaming pile tomorrow, I will, but I'm not promising anything--it'd be kinda like sticking your face in the toilet after doing some nasty business.
Ugh.
** Breaking News Update **
Shatz over at DCUMD comes through with the image of Soehn on the donkey. Good God! For your sake, dear reader, I almost wish I hadn't imagined that. Almost ;-).
I'm way too tired and too pissed off right now to do it, but if I get around to it tomorrow, I'm totally going to photoshop Soehn in his underwear with a ukelele on a donkey facing backwards.
ReplyDeletePass along a copy so that I can post it, will you, shatz? Ugh (again).
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