Zach Wells' play in net for United this year has done little to earn my trust, and his "official", league-licensed picture in FM/WSM 2008 has done even less to improve my opinion of our man between the pipes. If you stare at it for a few seconds, you'd almost swear that this was his head shot for a Lost Boys sequel. Hollywood never tires of flogging dead equines, and Wells is from that neck of the woods, sooooo . . . (shudder).