"I have truly not heard this particular rumour about the MLS. I have been linked to all the clubs in the world but this one makes me laugh very loud," Appiah told Ghanasoccernet.
"I am 28 today and I have a lot to offer for top European clubs and that's where I will plan to continue my career.
"This is not to underestimate American soccer because they have made important strides but this report is stretching things a little far."
Nuff said. Anybody still wondering about the FO walking away from this one?