Hooray for Mediocrity!

Way to go, MLS. We won't miss this guy when Expansion Fever works its magic on the league's standard of play. Ugh.


  1. Thank you, thank you, for mentioning just how badass Rolfe can be.

    How Fire management can not a.) insist on a forward role for Rolfe, and b.) find the money to sign him ... it's simply beyond me.

    I hope he stays healthy, scorches the living shit outta Denmark, and has a great last half to his career. And I hope Andrew Hauptman has to watch the highlight reel Clockwork Orange-style.

  2. I've always loved Rolfe as a forward. He has that instinctive technique and unpredictability that is such a rare find in US players. The league, and its fans, are going to miss him.