Can't Resist

Now, I know my buddy Shatz over at Black & Red United will turn up to lecture me on the virtues of supporting the team in their time of need rather than relentlessly heckling them, but...can't resist...must pervert...his effort...

Allsopp's a bust, Castillo too
Kasper and Payne are rolling gutterballs most ev'ry time
There's something that Will Chang must do
Toss out the bums and start anew

Feel free to indulge should your current state of disillusion require catharsis, and know that I did manage to resist posting a version that includes seppuku, which rhymes nicely as well...