So Donovan scored again for Bayern in a friendly . . . blah, blah, blah. Okay, okay, so it was a nicely placed header. But what's important is what happens afterward. No, no, not the pissy little attitude our hero flaunts (you're used to that by now, aren't you, dear reader?)--what I'm talking about is the crazy chest/tummy rubbing OCD behavior.
God help him if he actually gets to take a PK and breaks out the squatting, kissing voodoo dance. Imagine the Kicker headlines! Oh, the humanity!