Buddha Boy?

So Donovan scored again for Bayern in a friendly . . . blah, blah, blah.  Okay, okay, so it was a nicely placed header.  But what's important is what happens afterward.  No, no, not the pissy little attitude our hero flaunts (you're used to that by now, aren't you, dear reader?)--what I'm talking about is the crazy chest/tummy rubbing OCD behavior.  

Still?

God help him if he actually gets to take a PK and breaks out the squatting, kissing voodoo dance.  Imagine the Kicker headlines!  Oh, the humanity!