Pride

Loyal readers may remember that I was helping out as an assistant coach with my daughter's under-8 team last year. Well, I'm back at it again, but this weekend I got the chance to rest my poor ragged throat (those with experience herding cats coaching U-8's may sympathize) and just play spectator when her coach from last year called her up to the U-10 team for a tournament as cover for missing players.

Considering that my daughter just turned 7 (and a small 7 at that), she held her own pretty well. But one moment actually had me out of my folding chair with a fist pump and the proverbial merde-munching grin.

Witness. She's the smallest girl on the field by at least four inches. A thumped clearance finds her on the right wing. She gets it under control, turns and starts on a dribbling run tracked by that girl. You know her (or him) from your own playing days. Perhaps you were him/her. A couple inches on the rest, most of it locked up in legs that give him/her a freakishly long stride for a nine year old. And an understanding of the game and positioning to boot. She's in midfield, breaking up every attack, feeding her wings, hitting shots from distance, taking every throw/corner/free kick. Dominating.

Anyway, this giant (she has at least a foot on my girl) starts closing down my daughter's run. Sensing her coming, but not afraid of big opponents (she's been playing with me since she could kick a ball), my girl does her "cut back" move just as this giantess gets in front and makes the move to cut her off. Wham! Giantess shoots past, turns and charges back. My girl, head up, sees the star forward of her team and delivers precisely with the inside of her yellow boot.

I know for most parents, goals are the big moments of pride. For me? It doesn't matter that the star forward then took three touches and lost possession. I'd had my moment.

Yanked Abroad | 04. Into the Wringer!

If you missed the beginning of this series, the archive is posted on the FM Tales page.

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Into the wringer we go with a dense pile of fixtures made worse by the absence of one of our key players, the attacking midfielder Sane. And we start against the current league leaders...

Danish Premier - Randers 0:2 København

Predictable. And confirmation of my shopping needs during the winter break. København are much, much better than we are, so I was playing a counter game the whole way. And we were making a pretty good show of it until our keeper made a hash of a shot right at him and deflected it into his own net. Ugh. César Santín was running riot for København, and he added the second from close range in the fourth minute of four minutes of stoppage time, less than a minute after we almost salvaged something from the match when a Nygaard shot hit both crossbar and post. The keepers and central defense are my biggest issues right now.

Danish Premier - Randers 3:2 Esbjerg

I'm not sure who I want to toss under the bus more: my center backs or my keeper. We started well, utility man and fan-favorite Søren Pedersen finishing a sweeping team move just before the quarter hour mark. Five minutes later they got a head to a ball lofted into the box and, despite tight marking, managed to dink one towards the net that looked like it went right through my keeper's legs...ever so slowly.

We came back almost immediately, Zhou Haibin, playing the a-mid role in place of the injured Sane, blasting home the finish inside the box after a long series of passes. Things should have been wrapped up when Zhou hit his second early in the second half, a screamer from the edge of the box. But we managed to allow them another slow headed goal with 20 minutes to go. Fortunately, we hung on for the three points with Yank abroad Preston Zimmerman getting his first look at league action off the bench.

Danish Premier - Aalborg 1:0 Randers

Almost got lucky. With the fourth round of the cup only three days away, I ran out a weakened side away to Aalborg and almost managed to snatch a draw. We had a number of decent attempts at goal, but my efforts were hindered by having to bring off Zimmerman at the half due to injury then losing his replacement, König, within five minutes of the restart. Add in my other available forward, Nygaard, having a miserable game, and were were always going to struggle to score. We did manage to keep Aalborg's all-American strike force of Rolfe and Tracy quiet, but their right mid scored on an unstoppable rocket from a tight angle.

Danish Cup, Fourth Round - AC Horsens 1:2 Randers

The rested starters were back in action and looked hungry early. After a couple of missed chances and a handful of corners, d-mid Morten Karlsen hammered one home from 25 yards. Five minutes later we should have been up a pair, but Movsisyan's dash through the middle to get on the end of a free kick and neat, far post finish was called back for offsides. Horsens started coming into it near the halfway mark and equalized shortly after the half from a powerful long-distance drive.

One of their midfielders was really dictating the play for them and their fullbacks were overlapping to good effect, so I had Zhou, playing in the #10 spot, mark the creative midfielder tightly and pushed my wings right up on the fullbacks. Result? We started controlling the match again. I ordered a sub on to replace the underachieving Ricki Olsen on the right wing, only for Olsen's last contribution to be a "firm diving header" for the winner.

An "enthusiastic midfielder" named Olsen popping up with crucial late headed goals? Am I still in Denmark? What year is it? Are we wearing pale blue or black with three white stripes?

Through to the quarterfinals of the cup, which was the minimum expectation from the board, but it doesn't look like we're going any farther. With four quality sides and three about equal to us in the draw, we get one of the two best, our archrivals Aarhus, who have dominated us in both matches we've played against them this season. To make matters worse, we'll be on the road. It never rains but it pours, eh?

Danish Premier - Randers 2:2 Odense

Frustrating game that highlights the need for improvement in central defense and between the posts. Due to injuries, tiredness from the cup match, and a suspension to highly influential central midfielder Morten Karlsen, I was forced into a less than ideal lineup. The early stages of the match provided the template for the game. We controlled possession, got the ball wide, but couldn't win enough headers in the box. On the counter, OB's superior athleticism and technical ability were causing headaches for my speed-limited center backs. Our breakthrough came via Lorentzen bursting down the left, touching one through to Nygaard, who powered one at goal that their keeper deflected onto the crossbar. The ensuing rebound was finished from a tight angle by Zhou, following up the play from his a-mid spot.

They responded close to halftime. Their forward rose over our two center backs to head home from inside the six, despite my centerbacks' sole strength being their prowess in the air. At the half, I pushed my wings forward and dropped Kelly Gray into a deeper holding role to disrupt the a-mid at the point of their midfield diamond. The dividends were immediate: Nygaard with a quality finish tucked in the near post after he spun his defender. We almost had the third from two successive corners around the hour mark, but couldn't keep our headers on frame. Predictably, they scored an equalizer from nothing, smashing a drive from the corner of the box that left our keeper looking on in despair.

Not a bad result, but it could have been better, particularly since the league looks to be our only shot a securing a Europa League spot unless we can somehow sneak past AGF in the cup quarterfinals. Which brings up the dilemma of the next week. We have Køge away in the league at the weekend. They've played 14, lost 14, so this should be three easy points. But three days later we have the cup quarters against our archrivals. Do I blow off the cup to guarantee the necessary three league points, or do I take a chance, play a weakened side against Køge, and really go for it against Aarhus? Given how much better Aarhus are than us, and that we'll be playing away, my initial inclination is to focus on the league...

Danish Premier - HB Køge 1:2 Randers

With those around us drawing this weekend before we kicked off, I was shoved off the fence on which of the upcoming matches to focus on. Fielding my best eleven who were fit, I started patiently against the league cellar-dwellers. On 13 minutes, we were ahead, Kelly Gray rising high on a corner kick to thunder a header home, his first goal for the club. On either side of the goal, Lorentzen spurned glorious opportunities after having been put through on goal by first Berg then Zhou.

Winless Køge started coming back into the match and equalized just after the half when our previously untested back line broke down completely and let their right winger dash onto a through ball in the box. At that point, caution went to the wind. I brought on Nygaard and Sane, recently recovered from injury, went 4-4-2 and attacked with gusto. We had chances, but were necessarily conceding them as well. Fortunately, there are reasons Køge are bottom, and their finishing is one of the biggest.

Sane proved my trust well founded on 82 minutes by hammering a rocket home from well outside the box. We then proceeded to stumble through the last 10 minutes or so, our keeper bobbling a couple of tame shots, defenders conceding stupid free kicks around the box, and generally wearing away my fingernails. The result pushes us into fourth, temporarily in the Europa Cup spots our probable upcoming failure in the cup will deny us, though the middle pack is quite tight.

Danish Cup - AGF 0:2 Randers

Best result of my time in charge and a massive surprise to boost. Having run out my best team on the weekend, I had to mix and match and start some guys who weren't at full fitness. I switched to a 4-2-2-2 formation with a midfield consisting of a deep lying central pair and wingers pushed high (My name for the formation? The Bradley Special, of course). We were countering from the off, keeping six back at most times and relying on the four up front to make chances. From the kickoff, we maintained possession for a full minute before setting up Movsisyan for a drive that was deflected wide. From the ensuing corner, center back Egholm powered one home to put us in the lead after just two minutes.

The next ten minutes were a siege as they came after us hard, Feilhaber pulling the strings for Aarhus from his holding midfield role and blasting shots from distance. But on 12 minutes, we broke. A clearance from central defense found Olsen wide on the right. He played a one-two with Nygaard and raced down the line, hitting a curling early cross as the Aarhus fullback closed in. With the keeper stuck to his line, Movsisyan, in the midst of something of a goal-drought, raced onto the ball as it cleared the center backs and headed home from just inside the six. Up 2-0 but with almost 80 minutes to play, I entertained a glimmer of hope but knew that our league-leading archrivals, in their house, would be a tough ask to keep out.

I had also gambled by starting backup keeper Coe in this game, but he came through with flying colors on the handful of occasions where he was called upon. There were some scares, but we put a few into them as well, finally shutting things down by going 4-1-3-2 and absolutely packing the middle of the park and man-marking Feilhaber out of the game. Perversely, leaving only two up top to attack rather than the previous four meant that we had the better chances in the late going, both fullbacks getting good crossing opportunities that we just couldn't finish.

Through to the semifinals where...we get screwed by the draw. We're currently 4th. The others we could face would be 10th-place Sønderjysk, 11th-place Nordsjælland, and 2nd-placed København. We get Københaven...of course. Our chances of pulling off a second huge upset in the cup are probably pretty slim. Too bad. Given that I think we could have taken the other two teams over two legs (that's how the semifinals are structured) and that København would have probably skunked the other, that would have pretty much wrapped up a Europa Cup place since København are going to qualify based on their league placing.

There are just three league games to go until the long winter break, but I think we'll end this post now with an international fixture week approaching. Casting an eye over the calendar, I see that Bob Bradley is bringing his boys to Denmark for a friendly, so I may have to finagle a seat for that one.

No Luck For Losers | a DC United Match Reaction

First, let's pull a 180 on the usual bevy of moans and complaints and point out what was positive about the performance last night.

  • United actually played like a "modern" 2010 MLS side, pressing high with energy and urgency, hitting quick one- and two-touch passing sequences without dwelling on the ball for ages, and, most importantly, constantly moving off the ball
  • As a result of the energy and movement, United were doing most of the prompting in the game, though this unfortunately meant not just chances for United, but the inevitable errors that allowed Chivas opportunities on the counter.
  • By putting high pressure on the Chivas midfield and defense (Olsen's stamp on the team?), the Goats were often forced to play more quickly and more direct than they wanted, allowing United defenders to anticipate hurried and lofted balls and to recycle possession.
  • United's play in the middle of the park was impressive in the first half. I don't know if perhaps I was simply blinded by the fact that guys were actually moving off the ball, but there were moments, often flowing through Boskovic and King, that were fluid and effective, pushing the ball into dangerous areas rather than simply maintaining possession.
Of course, as can often be said of losing teams, despite all of the positives, there was a lack of consistency and effectiveness of application that came back to bite United in the end.
  • For all of the movement and energy off the ball, there weren't many incisive runs in search of that final ball through for a shot. Instead, the best chances came from distance or fell to rookie center back Barry Rice in the broken scramble after set pieces. It took the introduction of another rookie, Najar, to start making attacking runs through on goal.
  • And that points us to the biggest deficiency United faces in achieving parity with the rest of MLS: raw athleticism. Most MLS sides have the likes of a Zakuani, Richards, Nyassi, Kamara, or Cummings; a guy who unlocks the defense with either blistering pace or a combination of speed and power. The closest thing United has to that option? Najar.
  • While Boskovic had some excellent moments in the first half, he was completely invisible in the second, save for when he was taking set pieces. And I'm still at a loss why he and Quaranta flipped flanks and then stayed flipped, given Quaranta's overwhelming tendency to cut the ball back onto his right and the fact that neither were making the sort of inside-out runs you'd expect of playing a guy on the flank opposite his favored foot.
  • I'm struggling to understand why Moreno stayed on the field the entire game. Please don't tell me it was because Chivas gave him a damn plaque at the beginning of the game. There were moments of guile and magic in the early stages of the first half, but the abiding image of Moreno's outing will have to be him holding the ball too long and being stripped of it. Sure, he probably should have had more whistles in his favor, but the sad truth is that the speed and physicality of MLS have passed him by. I still think he'd be a capable player in a league that allowed more time and space on the ball, but MLS isn't that league.
  • On the other end of the spectrum, Tino's impatience is killing me. He plays like a video game with three settings: (1) fire away from 35 to 40 yards, (2) charge insanely at 2 or 3 defenders and try to beat them on the dribble, or (3) hit massive cross-field or over the top balls. Don't get me wrong, I like those moments of daring...but I like them when they come in isolation, as a surprise element. Everything Tino does is daring, thereby making the unpredictable paradoxically predictable. All a defender needs to do is let him commit to the rash decision that will only come off a small percentage of the time.
All of that being said, this was a game decided by one lax moment and a couple moments of luck. Outside of those moments, the play was pretty even, perhaps even shading United's way. Chivas' winner was typical of United this season. For all of the energy they put into closing down the Goats' defense and midfield on the ball, they inexplicably stood off, allowing a ball to be driven from defense onto the head of the unmarked Justin Braun. Take nothing away from the finish, it was pretty damn good, but closing down the passer and tighter marking should have negated the situation. 

On the other end, one of those moments where you like Tino's impatience was almost rewarded, but for a few inches on the rebound off Thornton's heel. You could argue that United should have shipped at least another two for lax moments at the back that went unpunished, but there were those White and Najar chances for United as well. 

It's hard to be broken up about a loss at this point as they're pretty much the expectation that makes even a point seem like the bestest birthday present ever. About all we can do for the rest of the season is evaluate who should be here next year and what our protected list looks like for the expansion draft.

Ugh.

Yanked Abroad | 03. Settling In For The Slog

When last we met in Yanked Abroad, six of my players were jetting off for international fixtures. I arranged a friendly with one of my feeder clubs and kept the rest of the lot match sharp with a 3-0 victory that saw me experiment with three versions of a 4-2-3-1, none of which impressed terribly. Sadly, part of the international departure crew was Yura Movsisyan, who, as will soon be the case in real life, has cast his lot with Armenia.

With this loss of Yankitude, I've snapped up young American striker Preston Zimmerman on a free transfer as I'm not terribly enamored of our depth up top. Unfortunately, the damn kid then goes and tells the media how he's going to be using Randers as a stepping stone to bigger clubs. Not surprisingly, the fans are unimpressed. I also take a flyer on a young, unattached goalkeeper who's the backup for the Hungarian U-19 squad. He immediately joins my own youth setup.

Danish Premier - AGF 2:0 Randers

If the fans were disappointed with Zimmerman's commitment to the club, they're similarly unimpressed when we go down 2-0 away to Aarhus. No matter that AGF had five wins and one draw in their 6 opening matches with a +15 goal difference and that we're playing in their house. What matters is that they're our archrivals, and we got skunked. Of course, our undoing was the result of Benny Feilhaber pulling the strings. He scored their opener on a curler from outside the box that went in off the crossbar, and set up their second midway through the second half. We shaded possession, and probably had the three best chances outside of the one Feilhaber set up, but couldn't find the finishes. Ugh.

Hey lookie! Feilhaber and Chris Rolfe finished 1-2 in the Goal of the Week voting. Huzzah, Yanks in Daneland!

Danish Premier - Randers 3:1 Nordsj ælland

We started well, bossing the first half hour but creating few clear cut chances. When the opener came, it was messy; the ball bounced around their box with a bit of head tennis before Zhou put away the scraps. Frankly, it's the type of goal we're used to conceding, not putting away. So it should have come as no surprise that they equalized on the hour mark with a screamer from the edge of the box, our usual modus operandi. Fortunately, Movsisyan hit another of his trademark first-timers direct from the corner to restore the lead. With Nordsjælland (Michael Parkhurst out injured, by the way, thanks for asking) pushing men forward, I brought on target brute Nygaard, dropped the wings and played 4-4-2 in flat banks. Within minutes, Man of the Match Movsisyan played in Nygaard, who dashed thirty yards, kept his cool as the defenders closed behind him, and tucked away the insurance goal.

Danish Premier - Brøndby 1:2 Randers

I made one adjustment to my usual starting lineup for this game. Sane usually plays as the attacking mid in support of the striker with Zhou holding alongside Karlsen. I swapped Sane and Zhou, hoping that the former's dynamism and the latter's craft might be better exploited in their new positions. Fan favorite Sane proved me correct, scoring both of our goals in the first half, dashing onto (1) the final dink by Movsisyan from a series of quick one touch passes from the left touchline to the spot and (2) a cutback from the endline by Movsisyan after a mad dash down the left flank.

Brøndby were favorites in their own house and they piled on the pressure in the second half. I made my usual switch, going with a more defensive midfield line and bringing Nygaard on up top to partner Movsisyan for the counter. The latter drew a penalty with a quarter of the game remaining, but Nygaard put his effort wide. I can't fault him for the shift he put in afterwards though; he won headers, held the ball, ran down the flanks. Solid win.

Danish Cup, Third Round - Viborg 0:0 Randers (4:5 on PK's)

F'ing death march. Drawn away against lower division Viborg, we were nonetheless underdogs against a team we consider rivals. We dominated the early proceedings, but couldn't get a solid look at goal. They started to come on towards the end of the first half, so I went 4-4-2 in the second, but still found little joy. Viborg had less, but we went to extra time locked on zeroes and found ourselves at the same impasse after 120 minutes. Ellegaard saved their first penalty, but everybody tallied from then on. Through the fourth round in a nailbiter! In the process, however, we lost utility defender/midfield Pedersen and starting winger Beckmann for a couple of weeks.

The fourth round draw sends us away to AC Horsens, another lower division club listed amongst our rivals. I've noted Horsens before because they spent some big cash in the transfer window. Looks like another away trip where we'll be considered underdogs.

Danish Premier - Randers 1:1 Sønderjysk

Tough start. Our backline was shredded on an early break, and we were down inside of 10 minutes. Given more license to get forward, my boys were still ineffective. I gave them hell at the half and they came out firing, Søren Berg finishing a rebound after a sustained barrage on the Sønderjysk net. Despite huffing and puffing and a few formation shifts, we couldn't find the second, surviving a late scare in the process. Sønderjysk is the type of team we need to be beating, although the supporters are happy with the draw, reflecting our poor reputation in the league.

I schedule a couple of friendlies over the international break, one to run the rule over my fringe, reserve, and youth players, and the other to keep the starters match fit. The reserves win their match, something I wasn't expecting when I had to go with youth center backs, given that my second-choice pairing are away on international duty. But the seniors lose 2-1, despite hitting the woodwork twice and outshooting our opponents 22 to 4. In both matches, I experimented with two-forward formations, anticipating using both Movsisyan and Nygaard together. Both were fragile defensively, though some of the blame has to go to the goalkeepers. Remember those irons I was keeping in the transfer market fire? An upgrade in net is one of those irons.

Bad luck on the injury front as well. Tidiane Sane, our dynamic attacking midfielder, is out for a month, just as we approach a 5 matches in 15 days stretch. Those two-forward formations might have moved from possibility to necessity...

Speaking of injury crises, I decided to look in on Onalfo at DC United. He's still in a job, though United are officially out of the playoff picture with three games to go. Cristman and Cunningham form Onalfo's preferred strike force (Alan Gordon apparently serving as the first choice off the bench) with a combined 12 goals, though old man Moreno, playing in the a-mid role at the top of a midfield diamond has 18 in 34 games.

With that lovely thought in mind, I'll wrap things up for this installment of Yanked Abroad. Next time around, we plow through the condensed fixture list of late October and early November, then ease into the winter break that starts in December.

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What the Hell Did I Just Watch?

I'm tempted to try a match reaction post for DC's sad, sad loss to Dallas. I think that maybe, just maybe, I could crawl out of this pit of misery to offer a few words, maybe not of hope, maybe not of explanation, but perhaps of consolation. But what would be the point? I try my best in those posts to outline what I saw from a soccer standpoint. Sometimes you agree with me, sometimes you don't. That's cool. I like that the game lends itself to different interpretations and sparks discussion.

But the hour or so of the match that I did get to see (did MLS put Onalfo in charge of Matchday Live streaming?) didn't contain a whole lot of soccer, at least by my definition. What I saw was a lot of guys racing about, throwing themselves into challenges, getting stretched out of any semblance of shape. I saw the ball given away in every manner that it can be. I saw violence and retribution, huffing and puffing, and precious little quality. I can go out to the park tomorrow and see that.

I wish I had something else to offer, but I don't. This is a pathetic excuse for a team, and an even more pathetic excuse for a front office. Folks ought to be falling on their swords left and right, but are they? Nope. They're tossing players under the bus, throwing up a Benny-shaped shield, kicking a club legend in the teeth, and pretty much pissing all over the trophy case while prattling on about "tradition" and "fighting for the shirt."

I'm tired. I'm disgusted. It's August, and I'm tempted to start a post series on who goes on the protected list for the expansion draft this offseason...

But what would be the point?

Yanked Abroad | 02. Fire Up the Bandwagon

In the first installment of Yanked Abroad, I had gotten off to a reasonable start, signing three players to bulk up the midfield and defense, progressing through the first three qualification rounds of the Europa League, and going 1-1-1 in league play. That was only good for 8th in a twelve-team league, but the three games were against some of the big guns.

As we resume our journey, 33 year old winger/forward Søren Berg is pissed with me because I deemed him too important to the cause to let him hold talks with our league rivals, Odense. Serves me right. Probably should have taken the money and invested in younger guys.

Danish Premier - Randers 4:1 HB Køge

Køge are bottom of the league and winless. We're at home. They've got a major injury crisis. We're in form. Sounds like a recipe for victory, eh? We set out to attack from the opening whistle and get pegged back for the first 15 minutes. Huh? So I pull back and play a more conservative game, and we start to control possession. We aren't creating much, but new midfielder Zhou pulls out another moment of magic from distance, hitting a curler from well outside the box. Then Movsisyan beats two guys on the dribble before lacing one near-post to put us up two at the half.

We start the second period brightly, but round about the hour mark, we take our foot off the gas and Køge get one back after a scramble in the six yard box. I sub out some tired legs and look to push forward again. This time it's Lorentzen with the magic, beating his man and hitting a missile to the near stick from well outside the box. Zhou tacks a second on late to wrap up his Man of the Match award, and the result goes the way I had hoped.

Good week for the players. Zhou and Lorentzen finish 1-2 in the Goal of the Week competition while Movsisyan joins those two in the Team of the Week first eleven. Midweek is an international date, so Zhou hops a plane for China where he'll face...Nepal? Oh dear. Hope he makes it back in time for next weekend's league tilt. I allow myself a moment to sympathize with my real-life counterparts seeing off Yanks jetting across the Atlantic to face the likes of Barbados.

Moment over.

Danish Premier - FC Midtjylland 1:1 Randers

The pundits were saying draw though the betting odds were heavily in favor of our hosts. I played it cautious. That looked like the wrong call after the opening quarter-hour. They had the better of the chances early, but we soon settled and started playing well. On the half hour, we conceded our normal sort of goal. They broke, crossed for the back post. The crashing winger headed on frame, but our keeper saved, only to spill it in the six. About five guys piled together and half ended up with the ball in the back of our net.

Movsisyan responded within ten minutes after a slight change of shape to cut down the space in front of my center backs. Though it went down as an own goal, he pounded the crap out of a short driven corner. It hit the post, a defender, rebounded back against the keeper's derriere, and ricocheted home. 1-1 at the half, and I'm afraid I stayed too cautious when I might really have pressed them given that we controlled 59% of possession. Sadly, I was too afraid of their speed on the counter, so I settled for the road draw. Club captain Nygaard made his first appearance of the season, coming on for the last 25 minutes.

Europa League, Fourth Qualifying Round
Randers 0:3 Roma

Ugh...though the result does flatter Roma a bit. I decided that we would have gotten killed by sitting back and letting Totti and Pizzaro pick us apart so I went out to attack. The first half was pulsating stuff. Multiple chances at both ends. Totti hit the post twice. Center back Issah Ahmed rang their crossbar from a free kick for us. Movsisyan had three good chances either saved or deflected wide by defenders.

Then I was forced by injury to go with a less physical midfield and within a minute, Pizzaro picked out Taddei between our center backs and we were down just on the stroke of halftime. We came out from the break still looking to press them and had a couple of chances, but they were really starting to ping the ball around. Vucinic put them up two after he skinned our right back for the twentieth time (or so). I really missed Zhou, Gray, and Krol from my starting lineup because they're not registered for this competition. Burdisso headed home a Totti corner in the 89th minute to pretty much guarantee our exit from the Europa league.

Danish Cup Second Round - Frederikshavn 0:3 Randers

I went with a mix of my non-Euro registered starters and fringe/youth players in this cup match. I'm making the cup a high priority since I don't rate our league chances particularly highly. Want-away geriatric winger Søren Berg opened the scoring in the 6th minute after a tremendous defense-splitting ball from Kelly Gray in midfield. Berg then fed Olsen, who finished clinically, only to have it called back for offsides. My players were irate. No matter. Berg then nodded home an Olsen chip to the far post to double our lead. Wonder if he's sending me a message? It's not like I didn't know he had quality. That's the reason I refused to let him leave for our rivals in the first place...duh.

With a cushion, I decided to experiment in the second half, testing a 4-2-3-1 with the central attacking mid dropping deep, the wide men playing as out-and-out wingers, and one of the two holders sitting deep in a d-mid role. It worked well, effectively playing as a 4-3-3 with overlapping fullbacks and the a-mid prompting in front of two holders. That said, it's hard to say if it would be as effective against stronger competition. Despite numerous posts and crossbars hit and 34 shots in 90 minutes, we only managed to tally once more, young center back Mads Fenger nodding home a Ricki Olsen free kick.

The draw for the third round gives us Viborg, previous winners of the competition as recently as 2000. A quick look at their squad reveals quality roughly equal to our own, though not in so much depth. Might be a tough one.

Europa League, Fourth Qualifying Round
Roma 3:0 Randers

And we're out of Europe with a dreadful thud. We set out to counter in this game and had chances. Unfortunately, Vucinic absolutely mauled us playing on the left of midfield, scoring twice and picking up a deserved man of the match award. Down 2-0 at the half and 5-0 on aggregate, I decided to try my 4-2-3-1 experimental formation, expecting to get absolutely torched on the wings. Instead, it looked fairly solid and gave us much better possession. Vucinic sill scored for them, but it was after he danced across the middle and drove a laser home from 25 yards rather than constantly getting in behind our fullbacks. Interesting. This formation might also let me play Nygaard and Movsisyan in the same team if I play Movsisyan on the wing.

Danish Premier - Randers 4:0 Silkeborg

Nothing like a home match against weaker opposition to pick up the spirits after being knocked out of a competition. We controlled the first half with some nice possession stuff, but were frustrated by Zhou going all "Tino Quaranta" and taking blasts from pretty much anywhere within 40 yards of goal. Finally, a sustained period of play let us get him the ball inside the 18, and he duly converted. We played out the half comfortably and started the second stanza much the same.

Round about the hour mark, Silkeborg started pressing for an equalizer and had a PK claim turned down before Movsisyan, shifted to the wing on 68 minutes to accommodate Nygaard coming in up top, picked out a through ball to the aforementioned Nygaard, who drilled a 20 yarder right through their keeper. Krol then fed Beckmann on the left, who slotted home for 3-0. We dropped off and played counter-ball, Zhou claiming a brace by firing home a "screamer" from the edge of the box just before we entered stoppage time.

And that brings us to the international break at the beginning of September, which is as good a place as any to hit the pause button on Yanked Abroad. I've gotten off to a decent start...


...despite the disappointment of getting hammered in the Europa League. We're third in the league after six games, and I'm reasonably satisfied with the roster, though I've definitely got my eye on a couple of moves to make in the winter transfer window. I've spent none of my $400k transfer budget, but I also have less than $2k available for salaries, so we'll have to clear some wages off the books before I can start seriously thinking about the 2-3 players I'd like to bring in for the second part of the campaign. Of course, much depends on how the current roster handles the next couple of months...

Plus Ça Change...

I was out of town all weekend, so my viewing of the inaugural match of the Beninho Era was necessarily reduced to the "condensed" match on MLSSoccer.com. I'm not going to attempt any analysis based on that little window, but some things I noticed...

* more terrible finishing despite a few nice attacking sequences
* Tino's lack of patience
* another "special" performance from Terry Vaughn
* Pablo Hernandez will probably need to be decapitated on the field before he gets a favorable whistle. Even then, I'm not so sure.
* lots of shirts...not sure if any actual fighting was being done for them or if those wearing them understood what a privilege, honor, and responsibility it was to be wearing Kevin Payne's...ummm, I mean DC United's shirt
* Boskovic's DP-quality "marking"
* another zero added to that miserable goals-scored tally

Yanked Abroad | 01. Pick Yer Poison

As I explained in the introduction to this series, the conceit behind the Yanked Abroad Football Manager adventure was going to be in the selection of my initial team. For the new game, I activated as many leagues where I knew Americans were playing as seemed reasonable. Then I let the game pick random clubs for me until I hit upon one with a fellow Yank on the roster.

The third jump landed me on Randers FC of the Danish top flight. I remembered Randers as having once been home to former USA U20 Lee Nguyen, but a quick glance at the roster showed no Stars and Stripes in the nationality column. I did, however, spot a familiar name: ex-RSL forward Yura Movsisyan. A glance at his Personal Information tab revealed..."Other Nationalities: American."

We have a winner.

I know nothing of the Danish league structure save that a few Yanks are toiling there and the names of the bigger clubs. As a bonus, it looks like Randers are in the Europa League, though that means the season starts very early as we kick off with the first of four qualification rounds for the tournament proper.

In fact, the Danish league itself kicks off July 19th, by far the earliest summer start of any Euro-league I've ever played in. A quick glance at the fixture list reveals why. The winter break goes from early December to early March. Interesting. Perhaps the schedule Uncle Sepp would like to see MLS wrenched into alignment with?

The roster regulations are intriguing as well. We can register 25 players for active participation in league play, though anybody 21 or younger doesn't have to be registered in order to play. Eight of the 25 need to have been trained in Denmark, and, of those, four have to be home-grown products of the club itself. There are no restrictions on registration of foreign players though only 3 can be in the starting eleven on game day. (UPDATE: I've since learned that only 3 foreigners can be on the field at ANY time...so much for subbing on two Yanks.)

Pushing on. First order of business is to clear out some of the dead wood in the coaching ranks in order to bring in some quality staff, a process which entails bolstering the scouting corps and sacking half the coaches for more qualified replacements. The roster itself has the rough makings of a decent one though there are deficiencies. The two best players are the club captain, burly target man Marc Nygaard, who, conveniently, happens to be out injured for a couple of months (sigh says the DC United fan...), and Morten Karlsen, a midfielder who makes up for a lack of technique with a big engine and grit.

The remainder of our quality resides in an attacking mid and a trio of wingers. There's a decent set of starting defenders, but the depth isn't there. In fact, that's my initial call on the roster as a whole. Decent to about 13 or 14 players, but the drop off is significant thereafter. And I see precious little help coming from the B squad or the youth team.

Based on having a couple of good attacking mids, quality wingers, and only two forwards with any talent, I'm looking initially at my favored 4-2-3-1 or a 4-4-1-1. The biggest roster defects? We need more speed and quality in central midfield and some defensive depth. Though the club restricts me to scouting in Europe, I use my American connections to rustle up a few unattached Yanks, lining up trials for those who might be of some help. I also invite in a few African players, a Chinese dude, and wonder if it's worth taking a risk on the increasingly frail (and old) Dejan Stefanovic, currently out a month or so with an injury (of course).

I won't list the friendly results, suffice it to say that we have "arrangements" with a series of amateur clubs that require friendlies, and I'm booked full. I'd schedule in a serious fixture or two, but the Euro-qualies are upon us so quickly that I'll just hope I can survive the first couple as tune-ups. The amateur clubs pose little resistance, with a series of 3-0 and 5-0 thrashings in our favor.

Europa League 1st Qualifying Round
agg. Randers 4:1 Xäzär (3:1 after first leg)

Our Azerbaijani opposition aren't pushovers, but we should be able to take them, and a first leg 3-1 win in their house pretty much wraps up the tie. Sadly, we lose Movsisyan for a couple of weeks late in the first leg. With Nygaard, our only other decent forward, out for months, that means we'll be playing with Søren Berg, a 33 year old winger, as an emergency forward. Predictably, the second leg isn't a goalfest, but we do advance after a 1-0 result. In both legs, we play quality possession stuff and create plenty of chances, though I wonder how we'll fare against better opposition in the league.

I've already registered my Europa League squad, but my coaches have made their feelings known about the trialists. Danny Szetela never accepts our trial invite and ends up with RSL, but Kelly Gray and Quavas Kirk both get offers, Gray to depth in defense and central midfield, and Kirk to offer depth all along the right flank and as an emergency forward. The third signing is Zhou Haibin, capped 39 times for China, who prompts major media interest when I unveil him alongside Gray (Kirk's signing is delayed to late July due to work permit issues). I'm keeping a handful of irons in the fire with regards to center back depth, but I've got over a month to pull that particular trigger.

Europa League 2nd Qualifying Round, first leg
Slavija 0:1 Randers

The Bosnians are a step up, but we're relatively comfortable defending away in the first leg despite not threatening their net much. I make a late sub to bring on Gian Rasmussen, a 19 year old attacking mid from the B squad whose stats don't suggest much of a player. He's not valued particularly highly either financially ($14k?) or by the coaching staff (1.5 star potential?), but for some reason, he's got a Serie B club in Italy (Lecce) sniffing around. I gave him a look in the preseason, where he was instrumental in the build-up to two goals during a 30 minute audition. I give him 15 minutes in this match...and he bags the winner with 10 minutes to go, turning and finding the side net under pressure in the 18. Hmmm.

Danish Premier - FC København 3:2 Randers

København are the pundits' pick to win the league, and they don't provide a nice welcome to the league, going up 2-0 midway through the first half. Their forwards, who each manage to tally, are too quick and of too high quality for my decidedly average center backs. One of those center backs, however, manages to rise high and nod in a corner, bringing us back to 2-1 before Kelly Gray swings in a great deep cross that our left wing, Lorentzen, settles and finishes (after having missed a sitter earlier in the half). 2-2 at the half, but we come out like a Soehn squad, and concede the winner within two minutes of the break as they finish a ball bouncing around the box. A late dismissal later, after 14 yellow cards (!), and we capitulate on the road.

Europa League 2nd Qualifying Round, second leg
Randers 2:1 Slavija (3:1 agg)

Movisyan returns from injury on a mission, dribbling around the perimeter of the box, beating four defenders before dishing to midfield dynamo Karlsen to smash home in the first minute. Ten minutes later, he's dragged down in the box, allowing Karlsen to put us up two. My mix of regulars and reserves then settles down, bosses the game, but can't find another despite a handful of great chances, giving away a meaningless late goal. A much sterner test, in the form of Slovan Liberec of the Czech Republic, awaits in the third qualifying round.

Quavas Kirk's work permit gets turned down, so we're left scrambling for defensive help yet again. I've invited another round of trialists and sent out the scouts, hoping to find the defensive depth that should complete the roster until the winter window swings open.

Danish Premier - Randers 4:2 AaB

Our league home opener gets off to a terrible start as American Marcus Tracy pounces on a loose ball in the box to put our rivals AaB up. After a lackluster opening half-hour, we finally start to make chances after a slight adjustment of the midfield shape, dropping Karlsen deep to cover the space their forwards are exploiting between our midfield and defense. Then Movsisyan decides to take over a game again, first blasting in a 35-yard screamer that "no keeper in the world would have stopped" followed by a mad dash into the box that results in him getting dragged down for a PK.

Up 2-1 at the break, but we Soehnize once again and get pegged back within a minute of the restart. It turns a bit cagey then, with neither side pushing the issue until they suffer an injury with all their subs used up (their turn to Soehnize!). I start to press the advantage, resulting in both posts and the crossbar getting pinged before one of their defenders gets his second yellow. Finally, our Chinese midfielder, Zhou, after a largely anonymous outing, curls one in from the edge of the box on 69 minutes. With ten minutes to go, they suffer another injury. We're hammering them now, and finally one of three unmarked players in the box manage to head in from close range to put it out of reach.

Of the trialists, Kryzsztof Krol, recently released by the Chicago Fire, does the most to impress and is duly rewarded with a contract. We really need another center back more than a left back, but he's the best available player for the money and versatile enough to play in the middle as well. If we want to land a center back, we're going to need to make some changes as we're now at our full complement of 25 players.

Europa League 3nd Qualifying Round, first leg
Slovan Liberec 0:3 Randers

Shocker. Liberec were picked to wipe the floor with us in their house, and the first 20 minutes looked to prove them right. Narrow misses, the crossbar, and good goalkeeping kept us in it till Movsisyan continued his hot streak, first scoring direct from a corner played to him quickly on the ground at the near post, then dancing around the box after a short corner and laying off to Beckmann for 2-0. He completed the rout by powering one in off the far post from a tight angle on a second half breakaway. At this rate, I may have to reconsider my 4-4-1-1 when Nygaard returns. Movsisyan is demanding to be included in the starting eleven with his outstanding play.

Danish Premier - OB 0:0 Randers

This was always going to be a holding action. My small squad is being stretched by over a month of two games a week fixture congestion. Still, we had two big chances to snatch things late when young striker Danni König, on for the exhausted and ineffective Movsisyan, couldn't beat Roy Carroll on the break then unbelievably pulled the ball back when we were countering 3 v. 1 from a corner. Odense are a much better outfit than we are, so an away draw is a good result made more gratifying by finally pitching a shutout in league action.

Europa League 3nd Qualifying Round, second leg
Randers 1:0 Slovan Liberec (4:0 agg)

Given the tiredness creeping into the squad, I took the opportunity of a 3-0 lead to rest some starters. Movsisyan was a notable exception, but he disappointed for the second match running. Young König, however, managed to grab the winner opportunistically after a ragged patch of play in the first half. We created more chances, but only took advantage once. Nevertheless, another clean sheet and we're through to the fourth and final qualification round.

The draw the next day isn't kind. We'll do well financially at the gate, but a date with Roma means we're highly unlikely to qualify for the Europa League group stage.

And with that, we'll wrap up the first installment of Yanked Abroad. We've had a marvelous run in the Europa League, but it looks like coming to an end at the next hurdle. In the league, we're only 8th out of 12 with a win, loss, and draw, but the three teams we've faced were all among the favorites to challenge for the title, so I'm pleased. Additionally, club captain Marc Nygaard is only a week or two away from recovering from the injury that's kept him out since preseason began.

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These Aren't The Heads You're Looking For

In my reaction post to the 3-0 debacle against RSL, I wondered how long it would take for the headsman to show. Turns out, not so long. Sadly, he claimed the wrong head, or at least not enough heads.

Look, I'm about as enamored of Onalfo as slugs are salt, but this is one dirty Jedi mind trick by the FO. Toss out Onalfo as a scapegoat, question his ability to motivate players, install as boss the one man who every United fan loves, and wash your hands of the whole affair.



"These aren't the heads you're looking for" + hand-waving + empty words about fire and devotion to the shirt = headsman walking away without the two noggins that should be rattling around in his basket. You feeling particularly weak minded today?

Was Onalfo the wrong coach? Probably. Did he put together this abominable team? Nope.

Get the fingers ready, evil monkeys, we know who to blame.




Good luck, Benny. You're going to need it.

MLS Table Talk | Pair Off

And we're back with another installment of "Table Talk on Trial," wherein the MLS Table Talk column tries to prove to me that it's not too much work for too little reward and that it has something of value to contribute to the soccer blogosphere at large.

Want to see something freaky? Lop off the Galaxy at the top and United at the bottom and take a look at the rest of the table, points-wise, and tell me what you see...



Eerie, huh? Sure the Sounders-Rapids on 25/24 points and Wiz-Goats on 19/18 break the pattern a bit, but the rest of the league is paired up by points. And those one-point exceptions might as well be pairs of their own. But what we saw that's all too familiar in MLS was much of the playoff pack losing and the trailers getting points (Parity Police strikes back?), leading to the usual massive logjam that seemed to have deserted us somewhat last week. 

This week, LA are still all alone up top, despite their loss to the Fire, trailed by the relatively guaranteed playoff-bound Crew and RSL. The scrum for the other five spots is composed of six teams in a four-point spread. That said, the once-detached and spread out chase pack has compressed itself to four teams in a two-point spread that are just a few results out of the race followed by the "not quite dead but getting there" Union and Revs and the "dead and buried" DC United.

Points per game would paint much the same picture, though it would lump Chicago in with the playoff scrum rather than the chase pack and sees the Union slide in to take the vacated spot amongst the chasers. The Win-Loss-Draw columns are fairly predictable with the sole exception of the draw specialists down in Dallas. FC Dallas boast the fewest losses (2), but have managed to draw nearly twice as many matches as the rest of the league (9).



On the goal-scoring charts, LA and RSL, last year's MLS Cup finalists, continue to lead the way, locked on +18 goal differential. RSL's league-best 1.778 goals per game is now matched by a league-best goal tally (32), edging the Galaxy in both categories. But when it comes to keeping them out, the Gals still hold serve at 0.684 goals against per game (13 goals surrendered). That said, their recent inability to keep clean sheets has allowed RSL, Dallas, and the Crew to creep ever closer.

On the wrong side of the goal charts, United hold most of the marks for futility, scoring the least (12 goals, 0.667 per game) while letting in the most (31 goals) and boasting, not surprisingly, the worst goal differential by far (-19). That said, the Union have managed to nip them in goals allowed per game (1.8 against per game).

Anything else in the numbers catch your fancy?

Yanked Abroad | A New FM Adventure

Seeing as how United's season, Kevin Payne's crazy-making notwithstanding, is in the crapper, I thought I might indulge once more in my favorite version of soccer escapism: Football Manager. Last time around I replayed the 2009 MLS season with DC United and succeeded in reaching the MLS Cup final and qualifying for the knock-out stages of the CONCACAF Champions' League.

I did give some thought to trying my hand at the 2010 season, but I figure I'll wait for FM 2011 to be released in order to have more accurate fixtures (Philadelphia will actually be part of MLS rather than some sort of ghost club and United won't be in the CCL) and rosters. So you can look forward to that during the long dark of the off season. What I'll do instead is see how far I can get in a random career...

Well, not entirely random. I'm going to activate as many leagues as seems reasonable where I know that some Yanks are plying their trade abroad. Then I'll let FM select a club for me randomly until I get a team with at least one fellow American on the roster.

So stay tuned for...Yanked Abroad.